Yet another sucky movie...

What's that thing in the sky?? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
- No, you idiot, it's a cloud...
Noooo! It's SuperMoron/Man!
2 1/2 hours of complete nonsense (and some special effects). That's what Superman is all about.
**YE BE WARNED. Spoilers may (actually, will definitely) follow. You may not want to read this blog if you're up for wasting two precious hours of your life**
- Superman arrives on Earth on a meteorite! And the guy is almost naked! (well, he looks completely naked, but maybe that was an illusion because of the dark scene)
- At the beginning of the film, Superman couldn't pick an eye color. One moment he had blue eyes, the next - brown. He picked blue in the end.
- The chick he picked, Lois Lane or whatever, is so totally lame! The best moment in the movie: when Lois tries to escape from a vertically sinking ship and a heavy metal door closes on her head, sending her flying down towards the water. It's a classic scene. Oh, if only the door could have been an anvil...
- Naturally, lame kids have even lamer kids! That kid in movie was such a loser! He was of the "wtf" type of kid that stares blankly in one point and doesn't do anything throughout the whole movie! Pray for the safety of the world... It's now in the kid's hands... Why? Try answering the question "Who's your daddy?" after hearing Lois say, "I spent the night with Superman." -- That was a major, major spoiler :D Also, it was an easy excuse for the producers to make another Superman movie. This time, we'll have to endure the boring teen years of one of the biggest losers in movie history! Brace yourselves for more "this-movie-sux" type of lines!
- Superman was not even that cute! Sure, the big, innocent blue eyes, the flashy smile, and, oh, that little curl he wears right over his forehead, are kinda bearable... But his body? He's supposed to be SUPERMAN - a super hot hunka' guy! Nope, he's actually a quite formless blue mass with a big "S" on his chest.
- The special effects... They could have definitely been better. Movies like these should be made up of nothing but effects! Trying to add a plot and, God forbid, dialogue to such a movie - not a good idea. More of the crashing, smashing, exploding, and world-destroying elements should have been included. Another major downside: no one died.. except for one guy. And there was no blood... not even bruises.. At the beginning of the movie, Lois was flying in every direction inside an airplane, smashing random people and hard objects, but she wasn't hurt at all! Not fair. - Kevin Spacey is cool, though. He doesn't look so good without hair, by the way.

The good part in all that was that we had so much fun making silly comments while watching the movie. Milena and I were especially hysterical. Mihaela, Iliana, and Katya at least kept the volume down... We have to be thankful we weren't thrown out of the theater. And to think that all that happened because there were only 4 seats left in the IMAX 3D cinema where we would have spent 45 more meaningful minutes watching dinosaurs walk up to us and try to eat us.

It's a bit sad that I had to waste a whole entry on this movie... And, no, there'll be no SuperDog... Superman is not worthy of joining the Cartoon Canine Hall of Hollywood Fame. Last warning: don't watch the movie! Spare your brain cells!